Don’t beat yourself up about how much weight you’ve put on since you decided to make you own people. The experience of having children is magnificent but they can turn you from ‘Little Miss hottie’ in to Big Mrs Blobby. Instead of getting grumpy on some low carb; high protein, no alcohol, sugar free, kill joy diet; take the celebrity approach to looking seriously skinny. The two key items you will need to immediately drop 10 kilo in perceived size are a bucket size takeaway coffee and some novelty size sunglasses.
