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Chapter 1 - 'Make the end of the day worth celebrating'

At the end of the day your partner will find no greater sight than you. However you should turn this welcoming sight into a party! Rip off his clothes and make love to him when he gets home from work, as this will really give him something to think about when he is at work the following day.
 
Try a theme night. Make your outfit, evening meal and household décor a festive affair. ‘New York crack whore’ is a great theme. Not only do you not have to worry about the food since crack whores don’t eat you can just get some dirty lingerie out of the hamper and pass out on the hall way. As for the decor just don’t bother cleaning up and presto you have your own little theme night in a jiffy. 


Another great theme is ‘Mexican night’ as this is great for any one who is crap in the kitchen. The food is all about melted cheese. Simply rifle through the fridge and find an array of things to melt cheese on to. As for your home décor, Mexico is about third world living and colour. Don’t clean up and put a colourful throw across the couch. Where you are concerned take off all your clothes, place a stupidly large sombrero on your head and you will be looking sexy Mexy!
 
I can’t stress enough how important it is to make the effort. Relationships become tired because effort it not maintained. Keep trying to impress your partner, and don’t let yourself go. Once you start on that down hill slide care goes out the window, relationships become worn out and theme nights forgotten.
 
Moral
 
Theme nights are not just for gay nightclubs
 

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